Hunter Biden is the degenerate son of a degenerate, corrupt politician the Democrats once tried to elevate to the ranks of Washington, Lincoln, and FDR.
He’s got the ethics of Bernie Madoff, the appetites of Caligula, and the self-control of a sugar-addicted toddler living off Pop-Tarts and Frosted Flakes.
Democrats just can’t quit Hunter Biden. His latest appearance on the “Wide Awake Podcast” has his fanbase swooning while the rest of us are struggling to keep our lunches down. Most Americans would prefer the entire Biden clan relocate — ideally to a prison cell, or at minimum a long, soul-searching vacation in Venezuela.
Hunter spent the episode whining about how “evil” and “unethical” his critics are, insisting it’s deeply unfair for anyone to notice that he’s a corrupt, scandal-ridden mess who’s been selling out the American people to bankroll his blow-and-hookers lifestyle.
Despite getting his pardon, Hunter is still so angry that there was an attempt to hold him accountable for his criminal behavior and his part in the family corruption business. It's just so gross. Attacking Miranda's looks, calling her a "wh*re" for money". Disgusting.
— Brittany (@bccover) November 14, 2025
You’d think any self-respecting Democrat would be praying for Hunter Biden to vanish quietly into obscurity, but apparently plenty of them are eager to soak up the “wisdom” of the former First Son. He’s making the rounds on podcasts like some kind of sage, and he’s even daydreamed aloud about what he’d do if he were ever president — a terrifying thought for anyone who prefers their leaders not be fueled by crack pipes and bad decisions.
Maybe Hunter’s trying to reinvent himself as an “influencer,” now that his old job of selling influence isn’t exactly panning out — and the market for his abstract “art” dried up the moment his dad’s political clout started slipping away.
So he’s out there floating conspiracy theories like MAGA somehow killed Charlie Kirk, putting himself right alongside Candace Owens and the flat-earthers who believe the planet rides on the backs of giant turtles. Honestly, that last one might even fit the left’s obsession with “Indigenous knowledge.” Maybe Hunter should lean into it — it’s no crazier than anything else he’s been pitching.
?NEW: Hunter Biden claims Charlie Kirk Assassination "ONLY SERVED" MAGA?
"I don't know why Charlie Kirk was shot, but I do know this: It's only served one group of people, Charlie Kirk's death — MAGA. They have taken this, they have wrapped themselves in it, they have… pic.twitter.com/iepsBgfDBK
— Jason Cohen ?? (@JasonJournoDC) November 14, 2025
Honestly, Hunter Biden is a terrible, disgusting douchebag of a human being who, if the world was a just place, would have been doing hard time long ago for his various escapades selling out America to pay his mentally unfit dad 10 percent.
