Let’s be honest — everyone saw this one coming. From day one, all signs pointed straight to Hunter Biden, the president’s troubled, drug-addled son, as the most obvious culprit behind that “mysterious” bag of cocaine conveniently discovered near the Situation Room in the West Wing back in July 2023.
The media twisted itself in knots pretending otherwise, but come on — it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to connect those dots.
We may never get the full confession — and it’s a safe bet Joe’s wayward son won’t be volunteering one — but the evidence and the reactions inside the Secret Service tell quite a story. The actions of the agency’s former leadership, followed by a visibly frustrated agent’s response, strongly suggest that either Hunter Biden really was behind the infamous White House cocaine caper, or that plenty of folks in Team Biden believed he was — and worked overtime to bury it from public view.
According to RealClearPolitics correspondent Susan Crabtree, Secret Service agents assigned to the White House were far from amused. Several described what they saw as a “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” cover-up — a clear sign that even those tasked with protecting the Bidens knew something didn’t smell right:
The @SecretService Uniformed Division officers who guard the White House were so pissed off that they were forced to be part of a cocaine cover-up in 2023, as several Secret Service sources referred to it, that one officer made a “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” commemorative challenge coin about the ordeal to lighten the mood and improve morale within the ranks, according to the photos below and several Secret Service sources.
The officer was punished (placed on administrative leave for an unknown amount of time) for making and distributing the unauthorized coin. The coin’s distribution took place within weeks of the USSS closing the case in 11 days. Many rank-and-file Secret Service agents and UD officers are still angry that they were forced to close the investigation in such a short time + destroy the evidence, as I previously reported. “It made us look inept,” one source told me.
Rumors have continued to swirl that then–Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and other top agency officials moved quickly to have the cocaine quietly destroyed:
??EXCLUSIVE AND #BREAKING — NEW INFO ON WHITE HOUSE COCAINE-GATE:
"SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL"
THESE ARE COMMEMORATIVE COINS A SECRET SERVICE OFFICER MADE IN REBELLION TO LEADERSHIP'S COCAINE "COVER-UP."
The @SecretService Uniformed Division officers who… https://t.co/0S6MkpsN7k pic.twitter.com/yVtZmJJWxc
— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) October 28, 2025
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) aren’t letting “Cocaine-gate” fade into the memory hole. The two lawmakers are demanding answers about whether the Biden White House orchestrated a cover-up after former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle’s resignation in the wake of the July 2024 assassination attempt on President Donald Trump.
Whistleblower reports allege that Cheatle and other officials pressured agents to destroy the cocaine evidence — and when those orders weren’t followed, retaliation soon followed.
To make matters even more suspicious, the FBI claimed no fingerprints were found on the bag but did acknowledge that DNA testing produced a partial hit — what investigators call an “indirect match.”
Here’s the truth: this was never really about the cocaine. Honestly, would anyone have been shocked if it turned out to be Hunter’s? Of course not.
The real scandal is what came after — the alleged instinct of top Secret Service brass to destroy the evidence. That’s the story. It’s the reflexive cover-up, the bureaucratic panic, and the shameless protection racket surrounding the Biden family. Just one more snapshot of the deep rot and corruption that’s defined the Biden presidency from day one.
