President Donald Trump didn’t hold back Tuesday night, launching into a sharply comedic takedown of longtime political adversary Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) during a congressional dinner with House Republicans. In his characteristically freewheeling remarks, Trump revisited Schiff’s role in promoting the “fake investigations” into debunked claims of Russian collusion during the 2016 election.
However, it was Trump’s pointed and humorous critique of Schiff’s physical appearance that quickly lit up social media, leaving many online in stitches. “Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff, can you believe this guy? He’s got the smallest neck I’ve ever seen,” Trump said to jeers from the crowd. “And the biggest head. We call him ‘Watermelon Head.’ I said, ‘How can that big, fat face stand on a neck that looks like this finger?” he continued, holding up his hand for effect. “It’s the weirdest thing. It’s a mystery. Nobody can understand it.”
The long-running feud between Trump and Schiff dates back nearly a decade, stemming from the aftermath of the 2016 election when Schiff led a congressional investigation into allegations that Russian operatives colluded with Trump’s campaign to discredit Hillary Clinton. For years, the California Democrat insisted he had “mountains” of evidence implicating the former president. But, in 2023, special counsel John Durham released a detailed report concluding that no such evidence existed. Schiff, undeterred, dismissed the investigation as “flawed from the start.”
Tearing into Schiff as “one of the most dishonest” politicians in Washington, D.C., Trump kept the focus on his opponent for nearly three uninterrupted minutes. “He knows it’s a hoax because he made it up with Crooked Hillary,” he said. Also, social media users didn’t hold back their delight at watching Trump knock a man who has been a pest and thorn in his side for years.
“Throughout the years, my president hasn’t really hated someone personally. But you can tell he really hates shifty shift,” one X user replied to the video shared by conservative commentator Benny Johnson. Schiff and his allies “would have gladly put Trump and his son in jail for the rest of their lives if they could have gotten away with it,” another surmised. One let his artwork do the talking, transforming Schiff’s official government headshot into a personified watermelon.
